I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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