sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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