check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Life is so much better after having sex.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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