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say what?
wanna hang out?
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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