How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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