I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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