ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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