you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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