at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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