Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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