Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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