So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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