I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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