I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules