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help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?