She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore