How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
