I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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