Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
