I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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