Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Randomize
