Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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