some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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