what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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