sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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