Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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