But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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