whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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