I think I just saw someone hide a body.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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