So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
