just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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