On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Drunk is not a location!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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