I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize