I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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