Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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