we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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