Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize