is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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