U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.