return my video game
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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