Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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