If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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