I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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