I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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