Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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