called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
porn star boner night. come get it.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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