Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I need a burrito and a hug.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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