There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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