You're so nebulous sometimes
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My feet surprised me
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