the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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