Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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