well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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