Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I checked into jail on foursquare
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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