I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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