I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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