haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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