The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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