I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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