Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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