Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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